Hard to get, easy to get rid of.

Money = Awesome

Go Mike

She stole me from you, Newgrounds.

And I couldn't be happier :P

I have come to realize that my penis is abnormally cold.

why is this?

I shall be a rare occasion on newgrounds.

bye

Things could not be better right now for ol' Mikey boy.
Job + Girlfriend + FINALLY getting along with my family = very happy young man.

ANYWAY, Her name is Charlotte and she is amaaazing.
She's the perfect girlfriend.

I met her at a festival in May, where we got really drunk and just randomly started kissing.
I kissed her before I ever spoke to her haha. We met up the next day and it was official.

I slept at her house on Friday, and to fall asleep with her and to wake up in her arms was possibly THE most pleasant experience of my life :)

REASONS WHY REDCOIN'S GIRLFRIEND IS BETTER THAN YOUR "GIRLFRIEND"

- She does whatever I ask her to. I cant be bothered carrying my coat. She carries it. I'm thirsty, she finds me something to drink. And no, it's not that I boss her about, it's because she actually wants to do things for me. And it's a 2 way street, I'd do ANYTHING for her.

- She lets me do things to her for fun. Like draw on her tits or see how far I can stick a pen inside her . I got the whole thing in.

-She's the only girlfriend I've had that I manage not to argue with 24/7, we still havnt had an argument yet.

- No matter what a mischievous little shit I am, she NEVER gets annoyed.

- She listens to cool music.

-She is gorgeous.

ON ANOTHER NOTE
They let me go back to work! :D
They put me in a different warehouse on the site away from all the polish people I APPARENTLY offended. How nice for me.

<3
<3
<3
<3

I got the RHCP logo because they're the best band ever.
It didnt hurt anywhere near as bad as I thought, fucking stung though.
I'll get a better picture when it heals probably. It's kinda at a funny angle.

Stay close to me

Well, things have been going pretty darn well for ol' mikeyboy in the past bunch of months.
I'm no longer an unsociable weirdo with no friends, staying in every night posting on the bbs.

I now have a large group of friends, a nice girlfriend and I'm generally a happy person.
Still no job, but it's a start :P

Anyway, i'll just jump right ahead to the purpose of this blog.
For all this time when I had no friends that I've made close bonds with a lot of people from this website.
I always had this feeling in the back of my head that they're all just substituting my real friends.
This is actually false.

Through Newgrounds, I've met some fucking amazing people, and I consider all of my NG buddies as real friends, just as much as the guys I hang out with every day. Distance will never get in the way of our friendship, because they are all incredibly special to me.

Some of you have talked me through some really rough times and I've done the same for you.
It's crazy to think that a bunch of people I've never even met could have such a great effect on my life.
And every effect has been for the better, and for that I thank you. If it wasn't for Newgrounds, there's no doubt that I wouldn't be the person I am today.

The only problem is that I'll never get to meet the majority of you. I've been Lucky enough to meet both Sam and Lucy, who are some of my very best friends here. But I'm never going to be able to meet most of you. The more I think about it, the sadder it makes me.

tldr:

My NG friends, you know who you are;

I fucking love you guys <3

Because I may as well..

Ejit

MickTheChampion

ZeroAsALiit

WilliWowza

BlueFlameSkulls

BareNakedMike

Brick-Top

Gagsy

Sk8erGirl14

Lucy

Mendou

TheMaster

If you're not on the list, it doesn't mean I dont care about you.
These is just my main boyz