Things could not be better right now for ol' Mikey boy.
Job + Girlfriend + FINALLY getting along with my family = very happy young man.
ANYWAY, Her name is Charlotte and she is amaaazing.
She's the perfect girlfriend.
I met her at a festival in May, where we got really drunk and just randomly started kissing.
I kissed her before I ever spoke to her haha. We met up the next day and it was official.
I slept at her house on Friday, and to fall asleep with her and to wake up in her arms was possibly THE most pleasant experience of my life :)
REASONS WHY REDCOIN'S GIRLFRIEND IS BETTER THAN YOUR "GIRLFRIEND"
- She does whatever I ask her to. I cant be bothered carrying my coat. She carries it. I'm thirsty, she finds me something to drink. And no, it's not that I boss her about, it's because she actually wants to do things for me. And it's a 2 way street, I'd do ANYTHING for her.
- She lets me do things to her for fun. Like draw on her tits or see how far I can stick a pen inside her . I got the whole thing in.
-She's the only girlfriend I've had that I manage not to argue with 24/7, we still havnt had an argument yet.
- No matter what a mischievous little shit I am, she NEVER gets annoyed.
- She listens to cool music.
-She is gorgeous.
ON ANOTHER NOTE
They let me go back to work! :D
They put me in a different warehouse on the site away from all the polish people I APPARENTLY offended. How nice for me.
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karategangster
Is she legally permitted to watch 13+ movies?
(l) congrats.