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    Fuck your mum on her stupid tits.

    Mike Walton @RedCoin

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    I am soooooooooo fucked

    Posted by RedCoin - May 26th, 2008


    Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT

    Ok, so I was out tonight and I was sat round a fire we made.
    And when I came in my mum remarked that my coat stunk of smoke.

    Now she wants me to take a drugs test because I got caught last year, and she's still suspicious.
    I the irony is, I wasnt even smoking pot tonight, it was just the fire.
    I do smoke weed though so it will be detected.

    I'm going to an annual festival on saturday, I probably wont be able to go now.

    I am totally in the shit.

    help plz


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    D: Happened to me last year too!
    The only thing I can think of is is to deny her accusation.
    My dad used to tell me that he didn't care what I did after that, i think that was just because my parents did the same stuff :(
    Then again what will she say if you just tell her the truth.
    It will save some money and time and you can probably work it out better with her.

    Wow that sucks and i cant see any way for you to get out of that

    Yeah, just tell the truth. It'll probably go a lot easier for everyone.

    Want me to take my shirt off?

    how long ago did you smoke? Drinking alot of green tea tends to clean you out quicker... or you could blame the detection on poppy seed bagels?? it would have to be a small trace tho... if you've been smoking a pound of bud the last few days there aint no amount of poppy seed that will save ya lmao.

    stop smokin so much u goof.

    I'm banned, so I'll post a comment thanking you for nominating me.

    Don't be gay, and do drugs. Rather simple solution. Alternatively you could take the "In her eyes" Approach, when you say to her in her eyes, straight, that you don't take them. Otherwise, too bad.

    >:C

    Blame the people you were with at the time.